Six months ago, I reported on the alarming trend of internet affronts spawning real life violence. The morals of that post were, in brief, as follows: 1) do not allow your picture to appear on somebody else's boyfriend's Myspace page, if there is any chance his girlfriend's neighbor is a hitman; and 2) if you get into an argument during a multiplayer online game, do not provide your antagonist with your street address to "settle this in person."
To those morals I would now add the following: if you're a popular Mexican crooner, consider staying out of the narcocorrido, or "drug trafficker's ballad" genre. If you must record one, do not make a video mocking a particular drug cartel and threatening to kill its leaders. And if you do make such a video and it gets pirated on YouTube about a thousand times, and then the cartel you mocked starts posting explicit YouTube threat videos against you, consider cancelling your public appearances for a while. ValentÃn Elizalde didn't, and he paid the price. In fact, you can leave out most of the details and state the moral more generally thus: if a Mexican drug cartel goes to the trouble of making a YouTube video about how it's planning to kill you, that's often a clue that a Mexican drug cartel is planning to kill you.
To those morals I would now add the following: if you're a popular Mexican crooner, consider staying out of the narcocorrido, or "drug trafficker's ballad" genre. If you must record one, do not make a video mocking a particular drug cartel and threatening to kill its leaders. And if you do make such a video and it gets pirated on YouTube about a thousand times, and then the cartel you mocked starts posting explicit YouTube threat videos against you, consider cancelling your public appearances for a while. ValentÃn Elizalde didn't, and he paid the price. In fact, you can leave out most of the details and state the moral more generally thus: if a Mexican drug cartel goes to the trouble of making a YouTube video about how it's planning to kill you, that's often a clue that a Mexican drug cartel is planning to kill you.
You should probably also not allow your Playboy video feature to appear on YouTube, even if you think it will help offset your boring lawyer image -- particularly if you have yet to graduate from someplace like, say, Brooklyn Law School:
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"If a Mexican drug cartel goes to the trouble of making a YouTube video about how it's planning to kill you, that's often a clue that a Mexican drug cartel is planning to kill you."
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